Can you answer this?

1) If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
2) Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
3) Why does not glue stick to is bottle?
4) Why do you still call it building when it is already built?
5) If it is true that we are here to help others, what are others here for?
6) If you are not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

It seems that we are a funny bunch of people. Living is a seriously funny world…

18 Comments so far

  1. Sa'ad (unregistered) on November 20th, 2006 @ 8:55 am

    Actually money DOES grow on trees, thats how papers are made. (Sry, thats a comeback line from robot chicken :P


  2. Fauzan (unregistered) on November 20th, 2006 @ 10:25 am

    1) If money does not grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
    —> Because the entire banking system was invented by monkeys sitting on the trees! Seriously, think about it! Monkeys… passing around leaves to each other (to eat or whatever)… in return for more leaves… etc ets! Ah the missing link in evolution! :D

    2) Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    —> Because they could not fit a square pizza in a round box! BINGO! :p

    3) Why does not glue stick to its bottle?
    —> The same principle that applies to why the acids in your stomach that break up the food do not burn our stomach linings inside out! ;)

    4) Why do you still call it building when it is already built?
    —> Hey, if feet can ‘smell’ and noses can ‘run’, you just can not deny a built structure the right to call itself a building now can you! :p

    5) If it is true that we are here to help others, what are others here for?
    —> To helpthemselves from our helping them. All we need to figure out is which ones are we? The helpers or the lavishers! :)

    6) If you are not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
    —> Because they want to show to the public that (most of) their consumers drink responsibly and can park with ease and comfort! Although I have seen quite an opposite of that mostly!

    This was fun. Anything else? :p


  3. Manish (unregistered) on November 20th, 2006 @ 12:57 pm

    @Farhan…how about this…

    Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction
    taken by the first team member…

    Have Fun…:)


  4. A for Apple (unregistered) on November 20th, 2006 @ 12:59 pm

    ROFL =))


  5. Fauzan (unregistered) on November 20th, 2006 @ 1:49 pm

    @ Manish… you could have simply said that Fuzz and Ghalia have lost it :p

    PS: errr who is Farhan?


  6. 1967 (unregistered) on November 20th, 2006 @ 2:06 pm

    Well I lost it too, just watching a pakistani punjabi movie on the weekend. I think someone should do a post on it to. Here is what Shan aka “Ishtahari Gujjar” in one scene says:

    “Depty oay: apnay tulleyan no aais dairay tou soo meel door lay ja oay. Aaay na howay kay jagay dee akhan wich khooon uttar away (means the jagga looses it) taay jaga chaaron pasay baarod dee aag which poolace dee khalaaan day parathay la deway”


  7. 1967 (unregistered) on November 20th, 2006 @ 2:08 pm

    kahllaaan : as in skin


  8. Fauzan (unregistered) on November 20th, 2006 @ 2:21 pm

    *confoozled*
    Punjabi is a phunny lingo… esp when it is written in english and has to be read :p
    Thanks for clearing up that word. I really thought it was the plural of KHALA as in aunt :D


  9. Manish (unregistered) on November 20th, 2006 @ 3:17 pm

    Wooooopsies…… I was wondering the same thing too……it was meant for u, Fauzan……….:)…I am still wondering….


  10. 1967 (unregistered) on November 20th, 2006 @ 3:36 pm

    Ok here is the index so that nothing can be missinterpreted

    Depty : Deputy police officer.
    Tulleyan : Plural of tulla, as in a fat policeman
    Akhan : eyes


  11. Fauzan (unregistered) on November 20th, 2006 @ 3:57 pm

    LOL… Thanks for the clear-up Manish and 1967 :)


  12. A for apple (unregistered) on November 21st, 2006 @ 3:12 pm

    Any Punjabi movies runnin in Planet X or someplace in Isloo :P


  13. Nosheen (unregistered) on November 21st, 2006 @ 12:54 pm

    Sounds all funny.
    But i really have lost the art of laughing really with my mouth open ,rocking and rolling heart,bouncing stomach,and really from teh bottom of my heart.Seriously Dil se…. I don’t recall when was the last time i really laughed out .
    I would appreciate people advising me or may be giving me recipes for hard laughing
    or any one who would like to share their experiences ,any live events which really made them tumble down with laughter.Any body can remember…….. Lend me your laughter please.(:-)for some time , it might multiply your laughters.


  14. Nosheen (unregistered) on November 21st, 2006 @ 4:22 pm

    Hi A For Apple .T for Thanks G For Good M for more I for Ideas W For Welcome .


  15. 1967 (unregistered) on November 21st, 2006 @ 5:28 pm

    The Capital cannot be prejudiced to our pathan brothers, don’t forget them :P


  16. Ghalia Aymen (unregistered) on November 21st, 2006 @ 9:35 pm

    A 4 APPLE! majajun in PAF cenima rawalpindi. it is a god movie i really liked it. it is different for our typical khunda n gujar type films. saima n shan are in it n saima’s acting is superb.


  17. A for apple (unregistered) on November 24th, 2006 @ 3:09 pm

    so Majajan is the recommendation then ;~)


  18. Ghalia Aymen (unregistered) on November 25th, 2006 @ 12:07 am

    yupe it is. i bet u will like it. i don’t like paki films bt this time i was impressed :)



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