Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations!
1) At the movies: when you meet friends……..
Stupid question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: do not you know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2) in the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heels shoes steps on your feet…..
Stupid question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, I am on local anesthesia…..why do not you try again.
3) At a funeral: one of the teary-eyed person asks…..
Stupid question: Why, why him, of all the people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4) At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter…
Stupid question: Is the Butter Paneer Masala good?
Answer: No, it is terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5) At a family get together…when some distant aunty meets you after years.
Stupid question: Munna, chickoo you have grown so big.
Answer: Well you have not particularly shrunk yourself.
6) When a friend announces her wedding, you ask…
Stupid question: Is the guy you are marrying good?
Answer: No, he is miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout…it is just the money.
contributed by: SARA FAROOQ
hey Ghalia, this one is so stale dear, even a cat would not smell it, give us something new to wonder about !
Ghalia Aymen,
Try to explore something new !
nice try tho.
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How is this related to Islamabad?
Ghalia, It was nice try to post something different but you can see people expect much better from you, Isn’t it to late to post it?