Stupid questions people ask in obvious situations!

1) At the movies: when you meet friends……..
Stupid question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: do not you know, I sell tickets in black over here.
2) in the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heels shoes steps on your feet…..
Stupid question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, I am on local anesthesia…..why do not you try again.
3) At a funeral: one of the teary-eyed person asks…..
Stupid question: Why, why him, of all the people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?
4) At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter…
Stupid question: Is the Butter Paneer Masala good?
Answer: No, it is terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5) At a family get together…when some distant aunty meets you after years.
Stupid question: Munna, chickoo you have grown so big.
Answer: Well you have not particularly shrunk yourself.
6) When a friend announces her wedding, you ask…
Stupid question: Is the guy you are marrying good?
Answer: No, he is miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout…it is just the money.
contributed by: SARA FAROOQ

5 Comments so far

  1. Sabaa (unregistered) on April 15th, 2007 @ 2:43 pm

    hey Ghalia, this one is so stale dear, even a cat would not smell it, give us something new to wonder about !

  2. WK (unregistered) on April 15th, 2007 @ 5:13 pm

    Ghalia Aymen,

    Try to explore something new !

    nice try tho.

  3. permood (unregistered) on April 16th, 2007 @ 9:44 am

    Well, i visit every day your site to make you rich. by visiting a google ad. Make pakistani rich, click on ad :)

  4. Farrukh Ahmed (unregistered) on April 16th, 2007 @ 10:45 am

    How is this related to Islamabad?

  5. Fargham (unregistered) on April 18th, 2007 @ 1:38 pm

    Ghalia, It was nice try to post something different but you can see people expect much better from you, Isn’t it to late to post it?

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