Honey, Sugar Sugar

Breaking News! After hitting the domestic users hard, the sugar crisis has now hit the non-confectionery corporate sectors of Islamabad as well. Many offices have started serving sugar-less tea to their employees. The effected beings are in severe pain as their taste buds are howling and bawling for sweetness. It is only a matter of time till the effected, sugar-deprived tongues will remain silent over this issue. Soon there will be a huge protest that will eat up anything salty or sweet that comes in its way. “The petition to make sugary tea available is scheduled to be put forward to the CEOs of the companies.”, said an insider source. Stay tuned for updates on this issue.

Tip: Get the quantity of “Everyday” in your tea increased to make up for the missing sugar. *giggles*

Title of this post inspired by the lyrics of “Sugar Sugar” by The Archies.

6 Comments so far

  1. sufiblade on November 12th, 2009 @ 3:29 pm


  2. A for [pine]Apple (unregistered) on November 13th, 2009 @ 3:40 pm

    Its good for office ppl … to keep their weight in control :P

    A few phakkas of everyday is such a nice thing … heheh I used to do that when no one was nearby :)

  3. hashriani on November 13th, 2009 @ 6:43 pm

    Yes. The Zionist/American lobby doesn’t want us Feeble Pakistanis to taste anything sweet because it’s not in their agenda anymore *yawn*…

    90 % of the sugar mills are owned by people now in the Government. International price hikes and they say “dude if we bought it for 70 it shall sell for 70, who gives a fuck about anyone else”..


  4. digjam (unregistered) on November 14th, 2009 @ 9:56 am

    jazz/blues musician/DJ needed for a party in isloo. To play english/urdu numbers (no indian music please).

    email: digjam7_7@yahoo.com


  5. crazymonkey (unregistered) on November 14th, 2009 @ 5:20 pm

    I will give you one secret tip… use Glaxose-D instead of sugar. I always use that in my drinks so don’t need to worry about sugar.

  6. Jalal HB (unregistered) on November 28th, 2009 @ 9:46 pm

    I agree with all – a forced diet in offing (btw I have started using Everyday in tea – which is otherwise sweet and does not require sugar – by the way I don’t for work for Everyday – one can use any powder milk)

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