Zaid Hamid hates you.. Or vice versa?

One fine night, the best defense analyst in the world aka Zaid Hamid pondered over where his life was and where it is now ( ofcourse every news channel is marred by him cussing at the Indian Zionists, Israeli Zionists, Pakistani Zionists, Super Zionists with no real identity, so he must be doing something right, or is it?)... He decided that he would go public, and this time not refrain to cursing the zionists, the army, the dhobi who ruined his prized red hat or the local grocery store, this time he thought he’d write a few verses in English to show the world that he can write, and write he did and what he came up with, in his opinion would win him literary accolades (but the darn jews get them every time don’t they? )..

I hate the way you’re not fond of me,
and the way you mock my hair,
I hate the way you call me khwar,
I hate it when I’m here.

I hate your big dumb Zionist roots,
and the way you kick my behind,
I hate you so much it makes me a chick,
and forces me to commit this crime.

I hate the way I cry at night,
I hate how I’m so shy,
I hate it how I have no staff,
even worse when I can’t eat paye.

I hate the way I’m always found,
and the fact that I can only crawl,
but mostly I hate the way I can’t save you,
not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.


10 Comments so far

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  2. ailya khan (unregistered) on February 19th, 2011 @ 11:43 pm


  3. crazymonkey on February 20th, 2011 @ 5:08 pm

    Zaid Hamid karate demontration :)

  4. Faaris (unregistered) on February 20th, 2011 @ 7:19 pm

    Yaqeen kijieay baqi baatein baad mein, Zaid Hamid ne Hashim ki
    gaand mein kuch dedia hay jiski wajah se isko ye likhna para,
    faragh log :p

  5. Dushanbe (unregistered) on February 22nd, 2011 @ 1:51 am

    It is a shame how people of our own nation are attacking our heros.
    OR this blog is posted by someone else. Dont be fool by it. At
    Faaris: What of your mom and sister read this blog, jackass… plz
    grow up and talk like a real Pak.

  6. kaami (unregistered) on February 23rd, 2011 @ 2:06 am

    @Dushanbe Please leave Faaris alone, this is indeed how real
    Pakistani’s talk. I commend @ hashriani one of very few voices of
    reason in the Pakistani blogging circle, who can distinguish
    between patriots and zealots. In our society there are a dozen
    conspiracy theories behind every event, and the usual suspects are
    always the Zionist, Indians and Americans, as if we are a nation of
    innocents who have done nothing wrong. As for Zaid Hamid, I don’t
    have time to waste by commenting on that crack pot. Sorry!

  7. ahsan raza (unregistered) on February 23rd, 2011 @ 2:49 am

    Raising finger towards others and making their fun is easy but when
    it comes to doing something practical then Baron Baron ki hawa
    nikal jati hai.

  8. hashriani on February 23rd, 2011 @ 9:39 am

    I wouldn’t really call Zaid Hamid a “hero”. Being a hate monger is
    seldom classified as being a hero. As for Faaris, well language
    dictates how well versed he really is so let’s leave it at that. As
    for Ahsan Raza, what zaid hamid is to practicality is what winter
    is to summer, holding huge seminars and telling people they are the
    chosen ones and the rest are all result of a massive zionist orgy
    isn’t what I’d consider very very practical. Sorry state of affair

  9. wkhang on March 5th, 2011 @ 12:40 pm

    Kaami, Tery Gand my hameesha dered rehta hay,, abbay yarrr zid na
    ker,, her gand marwanay wala gandu nahi hota tumhary terhan… Dil
    per met la yarr you said Pakistanies Speak like this…so take
    it… Hey I just want to write few words about Zahid I met him once
    at the Air Blue Crash Site Isb Las Year at the top of mountain, yes
    he was at the spot where fire was still burning and he was helpind
    people… I remember that day it was rainy day and it was not easy
    for any normal person to climb on top of that mountain…. unless
    some one like Zaid who have sprit to climb up …

  10. wkhang on March 5th, 2011 @ 12:42 pm

    soory spell mistakes keyboard problem

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