Easy steps to bring a revolution..


How to bring a revolution in ten easy steps:-

1) For starters, wear a lot of sunscreen if you plan to bring a revolution in the summers (because skintone is if not more, as important as the said purpose itself).

2) Wear either Nike’s or Adidas sneakers, Servis joggers don’t cut it when the cause has so much international importance.

3) Make sure you keep your latest iPOD in handy so that when the Naara’s go out of tune, you can listen to revolutionary songs by Lady gaga and Justin Beiber. John Lennon? John Lennon who?

4) Eenie meenie minie mo between Imran Khan and Zaid Hamid, one is a confused apologist, the other is a state of the art fighter sent to the world to rid the world of all Zionists, regardless of their nationality.

5) Watch a lot of star plus before you go out in the scorching heat to fight for justice.

6) Believe that everything wrong in the country is because blackwater wants it to be wrong. Yes, your alarm clock didn’t go off in the morning because blackwater wanted you to be late for class so you couldn’t learn and bring change in the world.

7) Revolution doesn’t come overnight, so ask your mothers to pack you supplies for at least two days, sandwiches, lollipops, orange juice and a good bedtime story.

8) Go to protests with the opposite sex in numbers, because while you’re ridding the world of evil and social disorder, you might even score, how cool is that?

9) Before heading out, twitter, facebook, text message your friends that you’re going on the mission of your life and if you don’t return, they should forgive you for all the wrong doings that you’ve done and return an hour later and re-do the process with, “I almost died for the country”…

10) After the protest, tell everyone that the country has gone to the dogs and then take your dogs out for a walk in the evening.

10 Comments so far

  1. ailya khan (unregistered) on March 23rd, 2011 @ 2:17 am

    ye cheeez

  2. sana (unregistered) on March 23rd, 2011 @ 2:26 am

    what a revolution !

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  4. Alisa (unregistered) on March 23rd, 2011 @ 9:17 am

    …and in this way, ‘In-kilaab’ will happen for sure..! :D

  5. Wajiha (unregistered) on March 23rd, 2011 @ 5:24 pm

    Haha. A revolution indeed!!!

  6. Jahanzeb (unregistered) on March 24th, 2011 @ 1:14 pm

    Inqalaab sardiyon tak k lyay postpone kyun nhin kar detay… Abhee
    kafi garmi hy…

  7. bilal (unregistered) on March 24th, 2011 @ 1:28 pm

    chete lage ho but ye inqlaab inqlaab hi re jai ga:(

  8. Kast-eer (unregistered) on March 24th, 2011 @ 2:36 pm

    Hahaha I knew IT . I was late cuz of sabotage

  9. Daud Khan(www.DegeSMS.com) (unregistered) on March 26th, 2011 @ 10:49 am

    What revolution. what type of revolution. :-o

  10. Syeda (unregistered) on March 31st, 2011 @ 12:14 pm

    such a clear and true picture of this generation..!

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